A little old lady answered a knock on her front door one day, and saw it was a well-dressed door-to-door salesman carrying a vacuum cleaner.
âGood morning,â said the young man. âIf I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.â
âGo away!â said the old lady. âIâm broke. I havenât got any money whatsoever.â
She tried to slam the door in his face, but the young man, desperate for a sale, wedged his foot in and pushed it wide open.
âDonât be too hasty!â he said. âNot until you have at least seen my demonstration.â And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. âIf this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.â
The old lady stepped back and said, âWell let me get you a fork, because they cut off my electricity this morning.âđđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
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