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šŸ˜‚ Joke: A sales man promise!

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A little old lady answered a knock on her front door one day, and saw it was a well-dressed door-to-door salesman carrying a vacuum cleaner.


ā€œGood morning,ā€ said the young man. ā€œIf I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.ā€


ā€œGo away!ā€ said the old lady. ā€œIā€™m broke. I havenā€™t got any money whatsoever.ā€


She tried to slam the door in his face, but the young man, desperate for a sale, wedged his foot in and pushed it wide open.


ā€œDonā€™t be too hasty!ā€ he said. ā€œNot until you have at least seen my demonstration.ā€ And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. ā€œIf this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.ā€


The old lady stepped back and said, ā€œWell let me get you a fork, because they cut off my electricity this morning.ā€šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


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