
A little old lady answered a knock on her front door one day, and saw it was a well-dressed door-to-door salesman carrying a vacuum cleaner.
āGood morning,ā said the young man. āIf I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.ā
āGo away!ā said the old lady. āIām broke. I havenāt got any money whatsoever.ā
She tried to slam the door in his face, but the young man, desperate for a sale, wedged his foot in and pushed it wide open.
āDonāt be too hasty!ā he said. āNot until you have at least seen my demonstration.ā And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. āIf this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.ā
The old lady stepped back and said, āWell let me get you a fork, because they cut off my electricity this morning.āšš¤£š¤£š¤£
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