Pirate first experience!

A man rescues a "pirate" from a deserted island,

After inviting the apparent pirate onto his boat, he asks whether it is harder to plunder ships with a wooden leg, hook for a hand, and eye patch.

The man promptly replies "actually, I'm not a pirate."

"Oh really? Then what's with the wooden leg?"

"I was trying to swim out of the island. A shark bit my leg off and I had to replace it with this plank of wood."

"Well, what about the hand?"

"While foraging for food in the island, a snake bit my hand and I had to cut it off, then replaced it with this hook."

"Okay. But what about the eye patch?"

"That's from seagull poop."

"Wait, seagull poop makes you blind?"

"No, it was just my first day with the hook."😃😃😃