Short & Shorter Jokes to make you smile 😃

An American, a Frenchman, and a Russian were discussing cultural differences.

The American said, "In America, we have a saying: 'time is money'."

The Frenchman replied, "In France, we have a saying: 'art is priceless'."

The Russian then said, "In Russia, we have a saying: 'that's impossible, we don't have any sayings'."

• Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

• What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

• Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

• I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

• Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

• Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything

• Did you hear about the restaurant called Karma? There's no menu - you get what you deserve.

• What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

• Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

• Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.

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