Two jokes: Two men met in heaven...and a weird customer 🙃

Two men met in heaven, so one of them is asking the other:

What did you die of?'

"I died of extreme cold. And what about you?'

I came home from work and thought I heard my wife talking to a stranger. On entering the house, I searched every nook and corner but could not find anyone anywhere.

I felt so guilty of my suspicion that my heart failed. Hearing this, the other one said, 'Had you cared to open the fridge, neither of us would have died.'😀😀😀

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A man poked his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long until I can get a haircut?"

Glancing at the full shop, the barber replied, "Around 2 hours." The man left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back."

A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?"

Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"😀🤣🤣